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Racist jokes

nigerians
Whats black and yellow and fun to watch?



A school bus full of black kids driving off a cliff
nightmares
Why do black people only have nightmares?
- Because we killed the only one that had a dream.
pills
Why are pills white?
- Because they work.
funny
How do you call a falling star?

A jew!!
flattest surface
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?

A white girl's ass.
white guy black room
How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they lynch the room for being black.
circumcise a hillbilly
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.
white man dancing
What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement.
redneck police cases
Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.
niggers playing rpg
Why do you never play RPGMMO games with a nigger? Because he Will robe your gold and items
white mexican black joke
Q:what do u call a load of white people running down a hill
A:avalanche
Q:what do u call a load of Mexicans running down a hill
A:mud slide
Q:what do u call a load of black people running down a hill
A: prison break
white girls
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
twinkie
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
the irish
What do you call three Irishmen in a ditch?

A sleep over
the roof
on the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
white joke
What does a white man do when he is unhappy with current government decisions?

He writes a letter.
disturbed
A white guy doesn’t want to be disturbed. Unless Disturbed comes out with a new album.
jews in a car
How do you get 100 Jews in a car 5 in the back 3 in the front and the rest in the ashtray.

How do you get them out? Tell them Hitlers driving.
the nba
the nba
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
african joke lol
What do ya can a truck full of black babies?
POT hole filler
hitler
Why did hitler kill himself?
Because he saw his gas bill
can't screw
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
inbreeding
Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
hah
What do you call it when a white man marries the woman of his dreams? Incest
pop
What do you call a redneck burning up? A fire cracker
shit bucket
What's the difference from a nigger an a bucket of shit?

The bucket
i forgive you
What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?
I forgive you
a white man in the ghetto
What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A victim.
baby gone wrong
Two black people have an Asian baby. They name him Sum Ting Wong
stinking niggers
what’s the difference between a steaming pile of dog shit and a nigger ? no not that either answer dog shit smells better
road crossing
Why did the Mexican cross the road? To catch the chicken.
racist joke
How can you tell if a black guy is robbing you? You see a TV floating in the middle of the night.
penis fish
what do u call a black guy with a peg leg? shit on a stick
nigger jokes
how many niggers does it take to shingle a roof? depends how thin you slice them!
nigger slick white guy
There was a nigger, a spick, and a white guy walking down the street and they find a vase, they each rub it and a genie comes out, the genie says to the spick.”What do you want?” The spick says, I wish all my Mexican brothers were in mexico, but happy. The genie asked the nigger, what do you want? The bigger says, I want all my black people back in africa, only happy, poof, all the niggers are in Africa, then he turned to the white guy… What do you want? The white guy says… Wait hold on… So your telling me all the niggers a spicks are out of america?? The genie says… Yeah. The white guy says… Oh… Well in that case… I guess I’ll just have a coke.
nice black joke
how often does a black lady shit? every nine months.
motercycle
Why do black people have a hard time riding motercycles,? Because their lips beat them to death.!
chase
What do you call many white men chasing a black man? The KKK.
mexican joke
What is the most famous sport in Mexico? Cross Country.
mexican
Q:what do u call a Mexican riding a lawnmower A:promoted Q:what is the first thing that hits the wall on a Mexican A: his lawnmower So a Mexican says I’m gonna 5 star u, my answer Was u can’t even afford a five star
jews fishing
How do jews fish? With an empty hook.
jewish jokes
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday? A G.I. Jew and an easy bake oven!
favorite day
What’s a Nazis favorite day? Ash Wednesday!
jewish joke
Whats the Diffrence between a Jew & A Pizza. The Pizza doesn’t Scream.
black people afraid eating chocolate
They are afraid to bite off their finger.
black joke 2
what do you call a nigger in a tree? A Branch Manager…
black joke
What do you call a 15 year old black girl? Pregnant
black jew
Why is it bad to be a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven!
unemployed mexican
What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawn mower? Unemployed.
mexican entry
How does a Mexican get into an honest business? Through the window.
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