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what do u call black kids in a pool a:coo coo puffs
A Jew walks up to hitlers grave with a Christian.
The Jew then spits on hitlers grave
The Christian said "why did you spit on him?
The Jew said" he killed half of my religion"
The Christian then spits on the grave
The Jew said"why did you spit?"
The Christian said " because he didn't finish the job"
ig: braydonlinnbell
What do you call a Mexican midget

A paragraph

Because there not a full essay
Whats a Jews favorite day of the week?

gas bill3
Q: why did Hitler kill himself?
A: he got the gas bill
old man and old women
There is an old man who just ordered what he thinks is the perfect amount of bricks to build his hour with. After he finished he takes a walk around the house and see's a spare brick, so he picks it up and walks around to find where it goes. He is unable to figure out where it goes. After a while he gets mad and throughs the brick in the air.
I can see how you might not get that but I know you will get this one.
So there is a women and her dog. They get on a plain and sit down next to this man 37th a cigar in his mouth. He blows the smoke in the dogs face and the dog wimpers. The man says "SHUT THAT DOG UP BEFORE I THROUGH IT OUT THE WINDOW!" the flight atendent see's this and walks over to the man and take the cigar and throughs it out the window. The man gets mad and grabs the dog and throughs it out the window and guess what's in its mouth.
The brick!
a race
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
A: Her crayons are still sticky.
Q: what's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew?

A:Boy Scouts come home from camp.
Q: What do you call a blonde girl with pig tails

A: A blowjob with handle bars
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