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jew jokes

karate and judo
What’s the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a method of self defence and judo is what bagels are made of!
hitler
Why did hitler kill himself?
Because he saw his gas bill
jews in a car
How do you get 100 Jews in a car 5 in the back 3 in the front and the rest in the ashtray.

How do you get them out? Tell them Hitlers driving.
funny
How do you call a falling star?

A jew!!
hank hill
What's the same about jews and Hank Hill. They both like gas.
reverse time
How to tell if the time is geting reversed ? Look out of the window and if you see a jew putting a coin on the ground then your correct
candles
Did you know that jews blow candles on there birthday but they dont buy them they go to church to blow them
full train
How do you get 6000 jews out of a train?

You stop at auswich.
vending machine
What's the difference between a Jew and a vending machine?

Vending machines give you your change back.
how to get jewish girls number
Q:How do you get jewish girls number?

A:Look under their arm
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