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mexican jokes

uno
Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican? They take all the green cards.
german mexican
hat do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
A Beaner-Schnitzel
prison break
A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?
A Prison Break.
m street
What can a mexican do that a white man cant ? clean street.....
cross border
Whad did the Mexican say to the oder mexican ? Wnat to go cross border
latina hot
A white guy married a hot latin chick, and ever since they're all she wants all the time is s*x, more and more s*x.
At some point the guy goes to his friend to ask what to do, the friend says "Tell her from now on if you want some you gonna pay.
on the floor:10 buck.
in the kitchen: 20 bucks
in the bedroom: 30 bucks."
The guy comes home and takes of his shirt, his wife jumps on him and he tells her "Hey! from now on you want some you pay for it!
on the floor:10 buck.
in the kitchen: 20 bucks
in the bedroom: 30 bucks."
So the girl says "O.K. Here's 30 bucks", the guy says "In the bedroom?" the girls says "No! 3 times on the floor!"
white mexican black joke
Q:what do u call a load of white people running down a hill
A:avalanche
Q:what do u call a load of Mexicans running down a hill
A:mud slide
Q:what do u call a load of black people running down a hill
A: prison break
road crossing
Why did the Mexican cross the road? To catch the chicken.
mexican joke
What is the most famous sport in Mexico? Cross Country.
mexican
Q:what do u call a Mexican riding a lawnmower A:promoted Q:what is the first thing that hits the wall on a Mexican A: his lawnmower So a Mexican says I’m gonna 5 star u, my answer Was u can’t even afford a five star
unemployed mexican
What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawn mower? Unemployed.
mexican entry
How does a Mexican get into an honest business? Through the window.
mexicans job
How many Americans’ does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only Mexicans do that kind of job.
mexicans papers
What do books have that Mexicans don’t? Papers.
get out
A Mexican, an Irishman, and a black guy walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Get the fuck out of here!”
mexican olympic
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim has already crossed the border!
cross country
Whats a Mexicans favourite sport? Cross Country.
jesus and mexicans
What’s the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn’t have Mexicans tattooed all over him.
not quite an essay
What do you call a little Mexican? A paragraph. Because he’s not quite an essay.
a texan
What do you call a Mexican who can swim? A Texan.
juan on juan
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other? Juan on Juan. There was a 4 car crash in Mexico today. 243 people died.
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