Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim has already crossed the border!
Whats a Mexicans favourite sport?
What’s the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?
Jesus doesn’t have Mexicans tattooed all over him.
What do you call a little Mexican?
A paragraph. Because he’s not quite an essay.
What do you call a Mexican who can swim?
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?
Juan on Juan.
There was a 4 car crash in Mexico today.
243 people died.
What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawn mower?
How does a Mexican get into an honest business?
Through the window.
How many Americans’ does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only Mexicans do that kind of job.
What do books have that Mexicans don’t?
More funny racist jokes coming!
A Mexican, an Irishman, and a black guy walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Get the fuck out of here!”